Tag: manhattan
CUTE – SO WHY’S HE SINGLE?
IN SHORT Sensitive over-thinker with a lust for life seeks smart, sexually adventurous girl with a sense of humor. Once again I try and play cupid… When I first met […]
How to Be a Kind Dater, the World is Crazy Enough as it is
1. Guy who ate both of our sandwiches on the way to meet me for a picnic = mean dater 2. Girl who is on time and attentive during the […]
Gloria’s Lessons in Love
Have you ever been on a bizarre date? A simple enough question, you’d think. And, running through my own dating drive-by history, I become dizzy thinking of all the weirdos […]
Kartrashian Countryman:The creepy guy who couldn’t remember his apartment number that I flushed out like a sewer rat
Just like that famous-for-being-famous family, this particular foreign import came to me from the faraway land of Armenia. I met him at the rooftop bar at the Gansevoort Hotel. Yes! […]
Seeing the Sites: Eharmony and the guy I call Alejandro..The compatibility meter finally got it right….at least for a few months
Maybe you’ve seen the commercials for eHarmony.com, the ones where the kindly looking old guy who invented the site pops up in the middle of happy young couples’ dates, proposals, […]
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
His Nickname is Slot Machine: Part One
If you thought my dog, Valentino peeing on my last date was bad, picture a young, innocent Mary, fresh out of the gate after her painful divorce from Burak (circa 2006), […]
What’s the worst date you have been on?
If you have ever been on an I-can’t-make-this-shit-up kind of date then I want to hear from you! What’s […]
Manly Man: The awesome guy I met down under while trying to recreate my own version of Eat, Pray, Love
Not all of my dates are scary like Werewolf: the guy I met on Tinder who wore the most convincing wolf costume on Halloween even my dog was scared and […]