Tag: singlegirl
Russian Guacamole
He said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! He then took out of the fridge his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls, ate it […]
Zimmer: The One Man Band
I met the guy I call Zimmer on Match.com circa 2009. He was bald and round, much like that guy from the show Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern. You know that […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]