Tag: manhattan
“Tinder Friend”
Why the fuck would you go on a dating website if you just want to be friends? TF and I both swiped right one magical winter eve. Always a sucker […]
Zimmer: The One Man Band
I met the guy I call Zimmer on Match.com circa 2009. He was bald and round, much like that guy from the show Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern. You know that […]
Tinder
Tinder is designed for smartphones and is popular with people my age. I downloaded it for fun (and research!) on a recent vacation to Australia and continue to receive matches […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Lip Slut
Lip Slut With all these years in the dating trenches under my belt, I realized it was time for some New Rules (shout out to Bill Maher): I will no […]
Valentino
Who needs a boyfriend when you have this face to come home to?! Valentino is always happy to see me. It’s like I just came home from China or something […]