Tag: kiss
Seeing the Sites: Eharmony and the guy I call Alejandro..The compatibility meter finally got it right….at least for a few months
Maybe you’ve seen the commercials for eHarmony.com, the ones where the kindly looking old guy who invented the site pops up in the middle of happy young couples’ dates, proposals, […]
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
Zimmer: The One Man Band
I met the guy I call Zimmer on Match.com circa 2009. He was bald and round, much like that guy from the show Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern. You know that […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]
Lip Slut
Lip Slut With all these years in the dating trenches under my belt, I realized it was time for some New Rules (shout out to Bill Maher): I will no […]