Tag: Dating
Dr. G. (Named after that famous search engine.)
Text message: “Hi, Mary! This is Dr. Alexei (Alex). We met at the networking event at STK [the trendy steakhouse] last Thursday. I was a bit clumsy and spilled whiskey […]
Russian Guacamole
He said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! He then took out of the fridge his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls, ate it […]
Match
Match consistently ranks as one of the largest dating sites in the world, at least according to Hitwise and other statistic-gathering websites. What that means for you is more potential […]
Plenty of Fish
Known simply as POF to its forum users, Plenty of Fish is considered the first successful free dating site model on the Internet. This was the first dating site I […]
No Outer Boros
I look forward to my daily 12:14pm phone alert with my new Bagel for the day and today’s bagel was stale… A Coffee Meets Bagel guy called me tonight. He […]
“Tinder Friend”
Why the fuck would you go on a dating website if you just want to be friends? TF and I both swiped right one magical winter eve. Always a sucker […]
Zimmer: The One Man Band
I met the guy I call Zimmer on Match.com circa 2009. He was bald and round, much like that guy from the show Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern. You know that […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]