Tag: comedy
Miner Jeffrey: That time I went to Fiji and drank kava, met friends at the adult pool, and had a wild time.
Ever since that semester I spent in England when I was twenty, I’ve lived to travel. That trip was my first time out of the country—before then, I had only […]
Mistaken Identity
Who wants to be matched to a millionaire? I did, until I paid a visit to millionairematch.com and met this very confused member. It all seemed very straightforward: The matchmakers at millionairematch.com […]
CUTE – SO WHY’S HE SINGLE?
IN SHORT Sensitive over-thinker with a lust for life seeks smart, sexually adventurous girl with a sense of humor. Once again I try and play cupid… When I first met […]
How to Be a Kind Dater, the World is Crazy Enough as it is
1. Guy who ate both of our sandwiches on the way to meet me for a picnic = mean dater 2. Girl who is on time and attentive during the […]
Kartrashian Countryman:The creepy guy who couldn’t remember his apartment number that I flushed out like a sewer rat
Just like that famous-for-being-famous family, this particular foreign import came to me from the faraway land of Armenia. I met him at the rooftop bar at the Gansevoort Hotel. Yes! […]
Love and Adventure in Costa Rica
THIS STORY CONTAINS ROMANCE, ADVENTURE, HOOKERS, ANTS AND A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. For many years, my best girl Zoe was my traveling companion of choice. There was a point when I […]
Real-life couples – and singles – get real on romance:Interviews with NYC’s, Hells Kitchen neighborhood couples (and singles) about their attitudes to romance, Valentine’s, and all that smoochy stuff.
I want to lighten up the mood this week and take a break from sharing my dating horrors. This week’s article is all about love. Why? Because it’s time for […]
Seeing the Sites: Eharmony and the guy I call Alejandro..The compatibility meter finally got it right….at least for a few months
Maybe you’ve seen the commercials for eHarmony.com, the ones where the kindly looking old guy who invented the site pops up in the middle of happy young couples’ dates, proposals, […]
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
His Nickname is Slot Machine: Part One
If you thought my dog, Valentino peeing on my last date was bad, picture a young, innocent Mary, fresh out of the gate after her painful divorce from Burak (circa 2006), […]