Tag: Ask Mary
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
His Nickname is Slot Machine: Part One
If you thought my dog, Valentino peeing on my last date was bad, picture a young, innocent Mary, fresh out of the gate after her painful divorce from Burak (circa 2006), […]
What’s the worst date you have been on?
If you have ever been on an I-can’t-make-this-shit-up kind of date then I want to hear from you! What’s […]
“Vanishing Acts” AKA “Ghosting”
Vanishing Acts AKA Ghosting: They’re the guys you think you’re going to have a second (or first, or third, or whatever) date with, you think you have chemistry, you think […]
Manly Man: The awesome guy I met down under while trying to recreate my own version of Eat, Pray, Love
Not all of my dates are scary like Werewolf: the guy I met on Tinder who wore the most convincing wolf costume on Halloween even my dog was scared and […]
Werewolf
I find the guy I nicknamed “Werewolf” fitting to share this month with Halloween approaching. Werewolf and I “magically” both swiped right one evening and the Tinder gods brought us […]
Acceptance
I usually want to slap someone when they tell me I’ll find love when I’m not looking. Friends have been telling me this for over ten years! However, I no […]