Category: Nicknames
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Werewolf
I find the guy I nicknamed “Werewolf” fitting to share this month with Halloween approaching. Werewolf and I “magically” both swiped right one evening and the Tinder gods brought us […]
W42ST Magazine: The Family Issue and my latest nickname, The Family Man or TFM
He wanted to have babies with me on a first date! Cart before the horse! Read TFM here and other happenings around Hells Kitchen: Issue 20
The Family Man
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon and I had no plans. I had just flown home the day before from my friend’s gorgeous Jamaican destination wedding and I wanted to […]
Dr. G. (Named after that famous search engine.)
Text message: “Hi, Mary! This is Dr. Alexei (Alex). We met at the networking event at STK [the trendy steakhouse] last Thursday. I was a bit clumsy and spilled whiskey […]
Russian Guacamole
He said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! He then took out of the fridge his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls, ate it […]
“Tinder Friend”
Why the fuck would you go on a dating website if you just want to be friends? TF and I both swiped right one magical winter eve. Always a sucker […]
Zimmer: The One Man Band
I met the guy I call Zimmer on Match.com circa 2009. He was bald and round, much like that guy from the show Bizarre Foods, Andrew Zimmern. You know that […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]