Author: Mary Geneva
His Nickname is Slot Machine: Part One
If you thought my dog, Valentino peeing on my last date was bad, picture a young, innocent Mary, fresh out of the gate after her painful divorce from Burak (circa 2006), […]
What’s the worst date you have been on?
If you have ever been on an I-can’t-make-this-shit-up kind of date then I want to hear from you! What’s […]
“Vanishing Acts” AKA “Ghosting”
Vanishing Acts AKA Ghosting: They’re the guys you think you’re going to have a second (or first, or third, or whatever) date with, you think you have chemistry, you think […]
Manly Man: The awesome guy I met down under while trying to recreate my own version of Eat, Pray, Love
Not all of my dates are scary like Werewolf: the guy I met on Tinder who wore the most convincing wolf costume on Halloween even my dog was scared and […]
Werewolf
I find the guy I nicknamed “Werewolf” fitting to share this month with Halloween approaching. Werewolf and I “magically” both swiped right one evening and the Tinder gods brought us […]
W42ST Magazine: The Family Issue and my latest nickname, The Family Man or TFM
He wanted to have babies with me on a first date! Cart before the horse! Read TFM here and other happenings around Hells Kitchen: Issue 20
The Family Man
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon and I had no plans. I had just flown home the day before from my friend’s gorgeous Jamaican destination wedding and I wanted to […]