Tag: wtf
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
Dr. G. (Named after that famous search engine.)
Text message: “Hi, Mary! This is Dr. Alexei (Alex). We met at the networking event at STK [the trendy steakhouse] last Thursday. I was a bit clumsy and spilled whiskey […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]
The Construction Worker Alec Baldwin Look-Alike: ABL
I recently had a (not okay) OkCupid date with a real charmer. I agreed to meet ABL at a local Hell’s Kitchen sports bar. I guess I was getting lazy […]