Tag: Nicknames
Russian Guacamole
He said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! He then took out of the fridge his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls, ate it […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]
The Construction Worker Alec Baldwin Look-Alike: ABL
I recently had a (not okay) OkCupid date with a real charmer. I agreed to meet ABL at a local Hell’s Kitchen sports bar. I guess I was getting lazy […]
Lip Slut
Lip Slut With all these years in the dating trenches under my belt, I realized it was time for some New Rules (shout out to Bill Maher): I will no […]
Valentino
Who needs a boyfriend when you have this face to come home to?! Valentino is always happy to see me. It’s like I just came home from China or something […]
The Birth of the Nickname
Hi world! Have you ever been on a bad date? I have along with millions of other women (and men) across the planet! Mary’s Nicknames is a follow up to […]