Tag: Dating
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]
The Construction Worker Alec Baldwin Look-Alike: ABL
I recently had a (not okay) OkCupid date with a real charmer. I agreed to meet ABL at a local Hell’s Kitchen sports bar. I guess I was getting lazy […]
Lip Slut
Lip Slut With all these years in the dating trenches under my belt, I realized it was time for some New Rules (shout out to Bill Maher): I will no […]
Valentino
Who needs a boyfriend when you have this face to come home to?! Valentino is always happy to see me. It’s like I just came home from China or something […]
The Birth of the Nickname
Hi world! Have you ever been on a bad date? I have along with millions of other women (and men) across the planet! Mary’s Nicknames is a follow up to […]