Tag: Dating Dictionary
Miner Jeffrey: That time I went to Fiji and drank kava, met friends at the adult pool, and had a wild time.
Ever since that semester I spent in England when I was twenty, I’ve lived to travel. That trip was my first time out of the country—before then, I had only […]
His “Nickname” Is Slot Machine: Part Deux-The conclusion to last week’s story that didn’t end with me being chopped up into itty bitty pieces.
If you’re just following this story, please click here to read part one of Slot Machine before proceeding to part two; and make sure to keep your glass of wine […]
His Nickname is Slot Machine: Part One
If you thought my dog, Valentino peeing on my last date was bad, picture a young, innocent Mary, fresh out of the gate after her painful divorce from Burak (circa 2006), […]
“Vanishing Acts” AKA “Ghosting”
Vanishing Acts AKA Ghosting: They’re the guys you think you’re going to have a second (or first, or third, or whatever) date with, you think you have chemistry, you think […]
Russian Guacamole
He said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! He then took out of the fridge his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls, ate it […]
Gay Soup
Gay Soup = A bunch of gays in a hot tub. This is according to my very good friend Michael. I’m always learning something new about the gay community from […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Lip Slut
Lip Slut With all these years in the dating trenches under my belt, I realized it was time for some New Rules (shout out to Bill Maher): I will no […]