Tag: comedy
Ask Mary
Do you have a relationship question? I’ve been on a gazillion dates and am sure I can help answer it. “Ask Mary” and I’ll anonymously feature your Q&A write here! Go […]
Dr. G. (Named after that famous search engine.)
Text message: “Hi, Mary! This is Dr. Alexei (Alex). We met at the networking event at STK [the trendy steakhouse] last Thursday. I was a bit clumsy and spilled whiskey […]
No Outer Boros
I look forward to my daily 12:14pm phone alert with my new Bagel for the day and today’s bagel was stale… A Coffee Meets Bagel guy called me tonight. He […]
“Tinder Friend”
Why the fuck would you go on a dating website if you just want to be friends? TF and I both swiped right one magical winter eve. Always a sucker […]
SINKS and DINKS
SINKS = single income no kids DINKS = dual income no kids I personally would prefer to be with SINKS vs DINKS because I’m not into that open […]
Cookie Monster
I met the guy I nicknamed Cookie Monster from (not) OkCupid. CM suggested we meet in Central Park for a picnic. “How much fun!” I thought. This would be a […]
Silicone Dick
I went on vacation to the beautiful Bay Islands in Honduras with my girlfriend Laura for some fun in the sun and scuba diving. Little did I know that I […]
Secondhand Tinder: The Yellow Taxi
“I met him in the bathroom line,” said Sarah, a girlfriend of a girlfriend at an after work Quiet Clubbing event. I turned my headphones off and introduced myself to […]